December
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Topic: What Not To Wear
Sort Desciption: James my brotherWhat Not to Wear by Trinny and. Susannah. This is rich coming from a seven year ... of-date Selection Box whilst reading What Not to Wear. ...
Content Inside: December Saturday 25 Christmas Day Christmas presents asked for: mobile phone O.C. Complete First Season boxed set on DVD Chanel No. 5 as worn by Marilyn Monroe Touche Eclat to cover up hideous dark circles inherited from Granny Clegg hair straighteners to tame hideous curly hair inherited from Grandpa Clegg. Presents received: Mum and DadBBC Pride and Prejudice boxed set. Apparently The O.C. has been added to Mums list of proscribed items (also featuring EastEnders (common) Coronation Street (northern and common) and Ribena (purple causing stain issues)). When I asked her why she said it gave teenagers an unrealistic image of life in a seaside community. This is because she grew up in Cornwall where Granny Clegg made her wear a balaclava to school. James my brotherWhat Not to Wear by Trinny and Susannah. This is rich coming from a seven year old who has been known to go out dressed in a Virgin Mary outfit. Grandpa Rileya box of toffee with Thank you for looking after my dog on it which is weird as I have never looked after his dog because it a) is sick all the 2 My So-Called Life time; b) looks at me menacingly; and c) ate one of my pink Converse low-rise. Maybe it is a plea. I hope not. Granny and Grandpa Clegga 5 WHSmith token and a Selection Box (sell-by date last August). The concept of inflation has clearly not reached St Slaughter yet along with central heating and Channel 5. Auntie Joy(less) and Uncle Johna junior New Testament. They are severe Methodists and force my cousins to go to a cult church in Redruth where they dip you in a pool in all your clothes and talk in tongues. Uncle Jimnothing. I dont think they celebrate Christmas in Tibet. Scarlet my best friendthis diary. Sad Ed practically next-door neighbour and second best friendThe Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath. Eds ambition is to become an alcoholic genius and die in a car crash by the age of thirty. He has no chance. He passed out at Scarlets birthday party afte ...
