Res Ipsa Jocular
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Topic: What Not To Wear
Sort Desciption: What Not To Wear. 5. Arcane Gibberish. 6. Hoffmann Seeks Mars Mission to. Establish New Law School Partnerships. 7. Serious Weirdness ...
Content Inside: Res Ipsa Jocular Newsletter of the Law Library Indiana University School of Law - Bloomington Volume 17 Number 7 April 2007 WHAT IN THE WORLD?! Sheer Piffle 2 Reichard Finally Releases Legendary Live at Massey Hall Album 3 Mindless Boilerplate 4 Singletons Overalls Featured on What Not To Wear 5 Arcane Gibberish 6 Hoffmann Seeks Mars Mission to Establish New Law School Partnerships 7 Serious Weirdness 8 TERROR IN THE CLASSROOM-- NEW ONE-L CURRICULUM GREEN-LIGHTED! By Ira Sponsible S ignalling the final breakdown of western civiliza- tion and the ultimate triumph of the dark forces of entropy the I.U. Law School faculty voted to make the first sweeping changes in the 1L curriculum in over a decade. The vote was by no means unani- mous and an appalled Professor Roger Dworkin was seen leaving the meeting muttering Guess I picked the right year to retire! While announcing the changes to a stunned and speechless multitude of five chain-smokers on the front steps of the Law School Dean Lauren Robel vigorously denied I.U. was just planning to slavishly follow Harvards lead. Next years first years are a different breed of students with new expectations and a new frame of mind Robel reminded the breathless throng. And we must make the necessary changes to at- tract these Millennials. When asked what makes the incoming class of 2007 so different from their predecessors Assistant Dean for Admissions Dennis Long explained that accord- ing to recent psychological studies undergraduate students are self-involved narcissists. As such this years crop of seniors will have disastrous ro- mantic relationships are overly controlling are ex- tremely cut-throat in any competitive environment and lack anything resembling personal warmth. But even though these characteristics may make them excellent lawyer material the traditional curriculum simply does not appeal to their overweening sense of entitlement. Hence the changes. Educational Policy Committee spokesperson Han- nah ...
